You can't get a precision grip with salad tongs, especially mine, which are from Halloween and shaped like skeleton hands. [About using salad tongs to get a small snake out of the pool.]
Does anybody remember the movie with the guy with a big nose and something about tea in the title? [Darjeeling Limited]
Ethel's the name of the bunny rabbit I talk to when I ride my bike around the lake. She's one of two I always see, except there are probably 100 different ones.
Ferns are magic, especially if they grow directly out of your house. I just made that up.