Quotes from Mom
Sunday, August 28, 2011
"Another one of Bill's weird birds. Bill likes birds. [shrug]"
"I'm glad you're getting old. Otherwise you'd be dead."
"Why didn't you bring me spirit orb candy? I didn't want to eat it. I just wanted to set it on my desk and look at it."
"Here's the quote from Groucho Marx at the beginning of part 2 of my book: 'I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.' "
"I know I'm charming. You don't have to state the obvious."