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Me: Look at that person. That ibis. That egret thing.
Mom: That's a sandhill crane.
Me: I feel like my recall hasn't been the same since I hit my head.
Brother: I just haven't been the same since that roller coaster car jumped the tracks . . .
Me: [reading People magazine] Why is Shiloh Pitt-Jolie such a little cross-dresser?*
Brother: I don't know, Joanna. Some of your questions are beyond the scope of my knowledge.
*FYI, I actually think little kids should be cross-dressers. It shows character.
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