I like this photo. Of you. The look on your face.
The look on your face describes the title of this post. It's like that thing in Vanity Fair where they tell an actor to pose. (Acting?) The next one should be, "I'm thirsty but it sounds like there's someone famous outside so I can't leave. Kind of NPR-ish voice-- David Rakoff? Ira Glass? I really just want some water. Or Snapple."
methinks it might have been monotone Hal from 2001